导语：圣诞节的时候小孩把妓院养的鹦鹉偷回家，一进门，鹦鹉便叫：搬家啦！看见他妈妈又叫：老板也换啦！看见他姐姐又叫：小姐也换了！看见他爸爸又叫：我靠，还是老客！---圣诞快乐！
圣诞祝福短信
1、坎坎坷坷的道路上，有你就有光亮；跌跌撞撞的前行中，有你就有方向。你用汗水，浇灌出稻谷金黄；你用知识，催开了桃李芬芳。圣诞节，祝老师快乐安康！
2、您用阳光雨露，哺育我快乐成长；您用浩瀚知识，引领我幸福远航；您用呕心沥血，托起我七彩梦想。祝您圣诞节快乐！
3、看今朝，忆往昔，三尺讲台，孜孜不倦谆谆教导年复一年；念师恩，思师容，传道授业，勤勤恳恳兢兢业业风采依旧；师生情，永难忘，毕业祝福，点点滴滴真真切切铭记于心；圣诞节，心中念，一条短信，祝您身体健康幸福美满节日快乐。
4、每一天，每一刻，每一秒，你不慕虚荣，把心儿累。这一天，这一时，这一秒，我充满感恩，送祝福到。圣诞节，老师，您辛苦了。
5、一片赤诚之心携清风两袖，三寸不烂之舌道四书五经，六尘不染无杂七杂八事，九州四海授仁义道德书，谢恩师十分谆谆教诲，祝节日万分欢乐开怀！
6、虽然不常联系，却时刻把您惦记；虽然不常看望，却悄悄把您祝福。时光流逝，您的恩情我永远不会忘记。圣诞节到了，祝您节日快乐！
7、听，您的嗓子逐渐的沙哑；看，您的额头又深了皱纹；瞧，您的发间新添了白发；想，您的心中充满了希望。今天圣诞节，祝你幸福安康，我的老师。
8、雕刻在木板上的名字未必不朽，刻在石头上的名字亦未必永垂千古，而刻在我们心灵深处的您的名字，将真正永存！亲爱的老师，祝您圣诞节快乐！
9、爸爸妈妈教会我们做人，朋友教会我们互相帮助，爱人教会我们努力与珍惜，老师教会我们走自己的路。圣诞节到了，身边那么多人都教会你那么多东西，请在这一天对他们说一声“谢谢”，他们都是我们人生的老师。
10、今天太阳格外耀眼，今天鲜花格外娇美，今天思念格外浓烈，今天日子格外特别，今天祝福格外明显：老师，祝您节日快乐！
11、鸟儿枝头叫，来把你歌颂，三尺讲台上，有你铿锵影，为国输栋梁，因材施教也；青春好时光，奉献终不悔，明日枝头俏，抛砖引玉也；今日圣诞节，送上贴心话，愿你永安康，快乐无极限。
12、把记忆叠成小船，飘荡在思念的心上；把思念寄托风铃，摇曳学校的回忆；把回忆串成故事，写满真挚的祝福；把祝福融入短信，老师，祝您节日快乐！
13、徒曾迷惘，难寻理想，师如明灯，前途照亮；徒曾失落，前路迷茫，师如慈父，循循善诱；徒曾努力，奋发向上，师如幼童，喜不自胜；徒已长大，展开翅膀，师却老矣，两鬓如霜。圣诞节到，难谢师恩，惟有祝福，默默送上，愿师长寿，健康吉祥！
14、曾经数得尽分数，却数不尽您的教诲；如今数得尽钞票，却数不尽学习的快乐；谆谆教诲，如影随形，伴我今生，刻骨铭心。在节日里想对您说声：谢谢您，您辛苦了！
15、今天圣诞节，我托阳光送你美好的祝愿，我携秋风带给你深深的思念，我寄白云捎给你久久的惦念，我让蓝天传给你真真的问候，辛苦了，敬爱的老师。
16、红花离不开绿叶的扶持，鱼儿离不开溪水的相伴，花儿离不开泥土的滋润，学生离不开老师的教导。今天圣诞节，道一声：老师，谢谢您，您辛苦了！
17、辛勤培育，守候成才。呕心沥血，见证成长。孜孜不倦，不计成本。倾囊相授，百炼成钢。学生成功，教师成就。桃李天下，成千上万。感谢老师，祝福老师。健康平安，节日快乐。
18、天高云淡桂花香，圣诞节里表衷肠。早披晨曦晚霞光，几度疲惫与沧桑。你似灯塔指航向，又似太阳放光芒。学生展翅去翱翔，你仍坚守岗位上。春蚕到死丝方尽，你教书育人诚心肠。伟大节日送祝福，铭记师恩永不忘。祝敬爱的老师节日快乐！身体安康！
19、千言万语道不尽我对你的赞美，万语千言诉不完我对你的感激。圣诞，多情的日子，让我尽情的歌唱吧，圣诞节，在这个永恒的节日，请接受我们真诚的祝福，愿你们身体健康，永远幸福。
20、你在上，我在下，你在前，我在后。你领着我们向正义方面走，你用你一生精髓教导我们，在那特别的一天，我会从远方捎去我深深的祝福！圣诞节快乐！
圣诞祝福短信
1、圣诞节了，你眼里有珠，珠里也一定要有我！
Christmas, you have beads in your eyes, you must have me in the Pearl!
2、我的每一下心跳想你一次，直到我生命停止，心不再跳动！我爱你！圣诞快乐！
My heart beats at you once, until my life stops, and my heart no longer beat. I love you! Merry Christmas!
3、给你特别的祝福！愿你平安夜里开心，这个特别的日子里。快乐！愿美丽与幸福陪伴在左右！
Special wishes for you! I wish you peace and happiness at night, this special day. Happy! May beauty and happiness be with you!
4、这些天来一直有个问题困惑着我：你明明不是母鸡，为什么人人都要祝你生蛋快乐？
These days, I have been puzzled by a question: You are clearly not a hen, why do everyone want to wish you a happy laying of eggs?
5、这样一个美妙时刻，新年的钟声经久不息，我的心在无尽的怀念中，感受你我灵魂的共鸣。
Such a wonderful moment, New Year's bells lingering, my heart in endless nostalgia, feel the resonance of your soul and mine.
6、平安之夜的使者，向你报一声平安，带着盈盈的相思，带着温馨的祝愿，祝福你圣诞快乐！
The messenger of Peace Night, give you a message of peace, with full of love, with warm wishes, and wish you a merry Christmas! uuuuuuuuuuuu
7、星星地悄悄划过就像我的泪水滴落！只想说一句话：圣诞快乐！
The stars are slipping across like my tears. Just want to say one sentence: Merry Christmas!
8、但愿我寄予您的祝福是最新鲜最令你的感动的，祝福你圣诞快乐新年如意！
I hope my blessing is the freshest and most moving of you. I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
9、圣诞树上飘落的雪花，带给你丰润的来年；圣诞树上摇摆的礼物，映照着你灿烂的笑脸。
The snowflakes falling on the Christmas tree bring you a rich new year; the gifts swinging on the Christmas tree reflect your brilliant smiling face.
10、愿圣诞不仅是你欢笑的时刻，更是你欣喜的日子。祝福你。
May Christmas be a time for laughter and real enjoyment for you. Bless you.
11、圣诞节，把袜子翻过来，里朝外，挂在床边，整个世界便都是你的礼物。
At Christmas, turn your socks over and hang them outside the bed. The whole world is your gift.
12、平安夜，升好炉火，挂好袜子，准备迎接――满脸烟囱灰的我的到来。
On Christmas Eve, raise the fire and hang up socks to prepare for the arrival of the chimney dust.
13、圣诞节快快乐乐！心境开开心心！生意红红火火！好运由我的祝福扎堆！恭祝冬日快乐！
Merry Christmas! Happy heart! Business is booming! Good luck is my blessing! Happy winter day!
14、你知道圣诞老人在哪里吗？去年他拿走了我的袜子！你也要小心呀！圣诞快乐，平安夜快乐！
Do you know where Santa is? Last year he took away my socks. You have to be careful! Merry Christmas and happy Christmas Eve!
15、圣诞之花拿在手，圣诞礼帽戴在头，圣诞礼物包中藏，圣诞女神你何时来到？
Christmas flowers in hand, Christmas hats on your head, Christmas gift bags hidden, when do you come to the goddess of Christmas?
16、一生何求？桃李遍天下。短信传情，师恩永在我心。祝您圣诞工作顺利，健康幸福！
Why do you want your life? Have pupils everywhere. The message is transmitted to me. I wish you a happy and healthy Christmas.
17、圣诞树上耀眼的彩灯，祈祷你平安一生；圣诞夜里悠扬的钟声，祝福你快乐一生。
The bright lights on the Christmas tree pray for your safe life; the melodious bells on Christmas Eve wish you a happy life.
18、有了你，我的一生才精彩！谢谢你！我的'老师！祝您圣诞快乐！
With you, my life is wonderful! Thank you! My teacher! Merry Christmas to you!
19、圣诞树上耀眼的彩灯，那是我祈祷你平安一生，圣诞夜里优扬的钟声，那是我祝福你快乐！
The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are the bells that I pray for your safe life and raise on Christmas Eve. That's my wish for you to be happy! uuuuuuuuuu
20、我相信，祝福，就是我们需要的；能够祝福的，都是可爱的。在至爱的圣诞节，深深地祝福你！
I believe that blessing is what we need; what we can bless is lovable. I wish you all the best of Christmas.
21、圣诞节就是外国神仙老大的生日，而中国一些凡人非要去凑热闹的日子。祝你圣诞快乐。
Christmas is the birthday of the foreign immortal boss, while some Chinese mortals are going to join in the busy days. I wish you a merry Christmas.
22、在这一年一次的圣诞节，请上帝给我勇气和力量吧，我一定要对你说出那字：快—还—钱！
On this annual Christmas, please God give me courage and strength, I must say the word to you: Quick - Return - money!
23、所有的祝福在圣诞夜你会收到，所有的音乐在圣诞夜你会听到，因我的祝福是用心的！
All the blessings you will receive on Christmas Eve, all the music you will hear on Christmas Eve, because my blessings are intentional!
24、这是我发给你的三天后的信息，别偷看哦，叫你别看，还看，祝你圣诞快乐！
This is the message I sent you three days later. Don't peek at it. Please don't peek at it. Look at it again. Happy Christmas to you! uuuuuuuu
25、宝宝，圣诞节又要到了，我有祝福给你，希望你明年聪明一点，可爱一点，哎！
Baby, Christmas is coming again, I have wishes for you. I hope you will be smarter and cuter next year. Hey!
26、鱼对水说：你看不见我的眼泪，因为我在水里。水说：我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。
Fish said to water, "you cannot see my tears, because I am in the water. Water said, "I can feel your tears because you are in my heart."
27、我现在特别希望自己变老！是不是很奇怪，因为今晚你没有理由不爱一个老人！
I really want to grow old now! Is it strange that you have no reason to not love an old man tonight?
28、平安夜，祝你平平安安；圣诞夜，愿你幸福快乐；狂欢夜，让我们一起狂欢！
Christmas Eve, wish you peace; Christmas Eve, wish you happiness; Carnival night, let us revel together!
29、平安之夜的使者，向你报一声平安，让这祥和的旋律，伴随你度过今晚。
The messenger of peace night, peace to you, let this peaceful melody accompany you through tonight.
30、你的平安是我的愿望，你的真心是我的幸福，而我给你的礼物是我一生的祝福！圣诞节快乐！
Your peace is my wish, your sincerity is my happiness, and the gift I give you is my life's blessing! Merry Christmas!
31、圣诞快乐，并不是只在特别的日子才会想起你，但是圣诞节的时候，一定会让你收到我的祝福。
Merry Christmas, not only on special days will I think of you, but Christmas time, will let you receive my blessings.
32、岁月如诗，句句悠扬。友谊如歌，余音绕梁。温馨季节，思念满怀，愿你圣诞快乐！
Time is like poetry. Friendship is like songs, with lingering sounds. Warm season, miss you, wish you a merry Christmas!
33、大街小巷，到处弥漫着圣诞的气息，我对你的深深祝福，也洒落在其中，觉察到了吗？
The streets and alleys are filled with the Christmas breath. My deep blessing to you also falls on them. Do you realize it?
